superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

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  • emma watson:gets casted as the female lead in one of history's biggest movie franchises
  • emma watson:spends the next decade slaying as hermione granger
  • emma watson:manages to flim 8 movies as a teenager AND get amazing grades
  • emma watson:gets accepted to Brown, an IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY
  • emma watson:overcomes the struggle of leaving home to go to college overseas
  • emma watson:completes her degree despite always having to deal with the fact that she's a huge celebrity among regular college students
  • emma watson:delivers an empowering, wonderfully thoughtful, honest speech about gender equality
  • emma watson:is intelligent, down-to-earth, kind and sweet
  • emma watson:is also ridiculously hot
  • emma watson:is perfect human
  • crusty men living in their parents basements:shit
  • crusty men living in their parents basements:i feel so threatened rn
  • crusty men living in their parents basements:let's leak her nudes
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epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

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mild-bloom:

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

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bernadineee:

gotta better myself, my body, my skin and my bank account

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  • 1 week ago
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Classy but Lowkey nasty šŸ˜‹

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condom:

I love when people shut the fuck up

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minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

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pornstarwars:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Iā€™d give up my wifi,

To spend time with you

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